I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post as been made
When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.
LOL OH MY GOD
This made me laugh so hard lol
i am fucking dying right now omfg
It’s quite interesting when you like someone, you start to notice that everything about them seems more attractive when it seems normal to everyone else. Their smile seems so much brighter. The sound of their voice is more soothing. Their goofy laugh sounds much cuter. Every little thing about them just reels you in. It’s like their imperfections don’t seem bad at all. It’s funny how our view of someone depends on how we feel about them.
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego